Category: Healthcare

Our Many Healthcare Crises, Part 2 | The Root Cause of Many of Them

Our Many Healthcare Crises, Part 2 | The Root Cause of Many of Them

Show Summary: When Obamacare was passed (rammed through without a single Republican vote), it was supposed to fix health care and lower costs. All those savings, remember? What happened? But there are more problems and more spending than ever. This week, we continue our talk with healthcare-system expert, Lisa Lettenmaier, but zero in on the two root causes of many of, if not all of, our many healthcare crises.

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Original Air Dates: August 6th & 7th, 2022 | Guest: Lisa Lettenmaier

This Week – Our Many Healthcare Crises

We continue our deep dive into the problems plaguing our health care system—the many healthcare crises and the ever-growing expense. How is it that we are spending more than ever — by far! — on healthcare and yet it’s just one crisis after another? 

But this week, we zero in on the two main problems. And they should be no surprise, really, for anyone who has followed I Spy Radio’s many shows on healthcare or for anyone who has a lick of common sense. The two root causes are money and government. Particularly, government interference.

Healthcare crises in the UK: "My cousin had to deliver his child because the ambulance said they’d take 4 and a half hours to come for his wife. What is the UK coming to? He had to watch a YouTube tutorial on how to deliver a baby."
Healthcare crises in the UK. THIS is what they want to emulate?

We bring back our healthcare system expert, Lisa Lettenmaier. Lisa is currently an insurance agent and owns Health Source NW. But her background is in accounting, overseeing budgets and forecasting for major companies. So when she looks at the healthcare crises, she is viewing it not just from an insurance standpoint but from a systemic-analyst’s viewpoint.

Need healthcare and not sure where to turn? Give Lisa a call. Her website is www.HealthSourceNW.com.  She helps individuals and businesses throughout Oregon and SW Washington make sure they have the right coverage for when, God forbid, they really need it. Will your policy cover what you think it does? 

The Root Cause of So Many Healthcare Crises

This week, you’ll also hear an extended opener from I Spy Radio host, Mark Anderson, on the government’s interference — sabotage, really — of the normal free-market forces that would normally lower cost and improve care. Mark walks you through what a free market system would look like. Hint: we don’t have one now (remember Obama et al. when they were pushing Obamacare:  “the free market failed”?), not in health care. And he walks you through the government interfering with the free market, much of which can be traced back to a 1943 IRS ruling.

If you didn’t already think “they” are destroying things on purpose, you’ll believe it after this show. No one, no government, makes this many “mistakes” on purpose.

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What to do About Our Many Healthcare Crises | Part 1

What to do About Our Many Healthcare Crises | Part 1

Show Summary: We are dumping billions upon billions into our healthcare system. But there are more healthcare crises than ever. What’s going on? We talk with health care system expert, Lisa Lettenmaier to find out what’s happening and why there are so many crises. Next week, we’ll look at the root cause of so many of these problems and what can be done.

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Original Air Dates: July 30th & 31st, 2022 | Guest: Lisa Lettenmaier

This Week – Our Many Healthcare Crises

We are diving deep into the problems plaguing our health care system. The many healthcare crises and the ever-growing expense. How is it that we are spending more than ever — by far! — on healthcare and yet it’s just one crisis after another? 

Does anyone even remember that we were promised that Obamacare would fix all this? And cost less?

We bring back our healthcare system expert, Lisa Lettenmaier. Lisa is currently an insurance agent and owns Health Source NW. But her background is in accounting, overseeing budgets and forecasting for major companies. So when she looks at the healthcare crises, she is viewing it not just from an insurance standpoint but from a systemic analyst’s viewpoint.

And it’s not good.

We talk with Lisa about the many healthcare crises right now but focus on three in particular that are the most troubling. Including the mental health crisis, which, in many ways, is emblematic of the other system-wide problems.

We’ll continue this deep dive next week and focus in on the root of all these crises. Which has changed everything—and not for the good.

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Research, Links Mentioned & Additional Info

Rising prescription drug prices (OregonLive, July 20, 2022)

Oregon agency sets virtual public hearings on 2023 health insurance preliminary rate decisions (KTVZ, July 23, 2022)

Healthcare and ambulance services deal with capacity crisis (KGW, July 22, 2022)

Profits of the pandemic: Moderna gives Boston’s property market a shot (Daily Mail, July 23, 2022)

WA hospitals facing ‘unsustainable’ financial losses, in danger of cutting services (Seattle Times, July 21, 2022)

Left’s Latest Health Care Scheme Will Worsen Inflation, The Deficit, And Your Insurance (The Federalist, July 25, 2022)

Difficulty Paying Bills Tops Pandemic High in US Census Survey (Yahoo News, July 25, 2022)

Covid Relief Spending by the Federal Government (via USASpending.gov, retrieved July 28, 2022)

Resisting Tyranny in Oregon: A Ministry of Truth — and Extorting Schools?

Resisting Tyranny in Oregon: A Ministry of Truth — and Extorting Schools?

Show Summary: We’ve been telling you the Great Pushback is underway. People are done with mandates and the bureaucrats who enforce them. And now we’re seeing more people resisting tyranny in Oregon. Is Oregon primed to be the next Virginia?  A strange fight over a county public health department’s desperate quest to be accredited. And Oregon attempting to blackmail a school into compliance. 

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Original Air Dates: February 5th & 6th, 2022 | Guests: Mary Starrett & Marc Thielman

The Great Pushback Against Tyranny

Have you noticed more and more countries are throwing off the mandates? First the U.K. Then Denmark. Now Finland. And others soon to follow.

And even here in the U.S., more and more cities and states are just done with the mandates.

Resisting Tyranny in Oregon

This week, we’re talking with two public-official heroes (in our book) who are standing up to the overreach of Oregon’s government — from inside government.

Mary Starrett, who tangled with her county’s public health board to get accurate data and more balance to their website, rather than just the official narrative. But doing so led to an strange fight with county health board. Which seemed oddly desperate to get a letter from the county commissioners as they sought accreditation from a non-profit no normal person has heard of. Or cares about.

Why so desperate? Could it be they want to be the “Ministry of Truth” for health? Setting up the one true narrative for covid? Why is Yamhill County Health so afraid of alternative treatments? “Accredited” sites are, of course, a means to look like theirs is the “sanctified source,” which then—psychologically—becomes the ministry of truth for all things covid.

And seizing control of the narrative stops people from being able to ask questions. Because under tyranny, you’re not allowed to ask questions. You’re not allowed alternative treatments. But you are allowed to obey.

As mentioned on the show: Try it! Go to NIH.gov and type “Ivermectin and cancer” into the search box. Or just click this link to jump to the search. Prepare to be amazed.

Watch for Mary Starrett in future I Spy Radio shows.

Is Oregon Attempting to Blackmail the Alsea School District?

Marc Thielman, as Alsea school superintendent, seems to be always tangling with the State. This time, it’s about masks — and the state’s attempts to essentially blackmail Alsea into compliance.

Denver School Board Vice President Weird Fetish with Masks
Weird! Is it a mask mandate? Or a mask fetish? (Click for full size)

Recently, his school district decided to make masks optional. Why? Because that’s CDC guidance. (Bet you haven’t heard that, have you?) But Oregon can’t tolerate being disobeyed. Why does Oregon want so desperately to keep people — especially kids — in masks? It’s a weird psychosis, really.

And considering that more and more studies are showing the mandates, from lockdowns to masks and plenty in between, have done more harm than good, bureaucrats might just be headed for a lawsuit.

VIDEO: Watch Marc Thielman on the Laura Ingraham Show on Fox News. Is Oregon trying to blackmail Alsea School District? You decide.

Real School Choice

Marc Thielman was also the chief petitioner to get Real School Choice on the ballot, which would have created an amendment to Oregon’s constitution, giving it an extra level of security from a regular bill passed into law, making it harder for future legislators from dismantling it. But elected Democrats say they’re for education, just not good education and no one should be able to teach kids except democrats. Which is why democrat Secretary of State, Shemia Fagan, killed it. Find out the ridiculous, convoluted “reasoning” behind her decision. And why she was so wrong. But it’s not over. More resisting tyranny in Oregon on this front too.

Marc Thielman for Governor

Marc is also a candidate for governor on the Republican side. Which means its own set of challanges. Find out the roadblock the Oregon Republican Party (ORP) has set in front of candidates this election.

Hint. They need donors.

If you want to support a fighter resisting tyranny in Oregon, visit Marc’s campaign website: MarcForOregon.com. Stay up to date with news and events. And while there, be sure to give him some love.

As mentioned on the show, right now, they need numbers. It’s the number of donors the ORP is looking at, not just dollars.

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Mary Starrett Segments

  • Mary Starrett issues threat: ‘I don’t want to be an accomplice to this lie, that vaccines and masks will keep you healthy’ (OregonLive, Jan 26, 2022)
  • Starrett declares ‘showdown” for Thursday’s commissioners’ meeting (News Register, Jan 25, 2022)
  • Yamhill County commissioner withdraws threat; fails to discredit COVID-19 vaccines on government website (The Oregonian, Jan 27, 2022)

Marc Thielman Segments

Supreme Court v Constitution | Is the Great Pushback Beginning?

Supreme Court v Constitution | Is the Great Pushback Beginning?

Show Summary: Last week, the Supreme Court struck down one of two vaccine mandates, 6-3. But in a second case, two “conservatives” joined the liberals to uphold the mandate forcing healthcare workers to take the vaccine. They were both agency rules, so why strike one and not the other? We ask Jonathan Emord, one of America’s top constitutional attorneys. And would have happened if they hadn’t?

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Original Air Dates: January 22nd & 23rd, 2022 | Guests: Jonathan Emord

Vaccine Mandate Struck Down

This week: last Friday, in a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court struck down one of two vaccine mandates—the OSHA mandate that tried to force companies with more than 100 employees to force their employees to take an experimental covid vaccine. But in a 5-4 decision, they left another vaccine mandate intact. Why? Why the difference?

We welcome back Jonathan Emord, one of America’s top constitutional attorneys to discuss the difference. And what this means for the vaccine mandates, the other mandates, and, especially, what this means for the future rights of Americans.

The fight for your freedom is not over as neither of these two cases are fully over.

Be sure to catch Jonathan Emord’s previous appearances on I Spy Radio: The Authoritarians Part One and Part Two. His most recent appearance was about restoring the Constitution to undo the administrative state.

Great Britain: All Mandates Ended

The Authoritarians by Jonathan Emord
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Did these ruling shake the plans for the “Great Reset”, both here in America ans abroad? In the shadow of the rulings, Boris Johnson, abruptly announced the end of all covid mandates. Masks in public, social distancing, masks in schools, vaccines, and their plans for a vaccine passport.

Setting aside the power of career-ending scandals to “suddenly” motivate politicians to do the right thing, listen to this powerful video of a 14-year-old girl describing the damage the mask mandates have done to her and her generation:

Heartbreaking! Teenage girl on British news program reacts to the end of the British school mask mandates.

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Proven Guilty? Grand Jury Investigation into Covid & How We Got Here

Proven Guilty? Grand Jury Investigation into Covid & How We Got Here

Show Summary: Two state senators in Oregon call for a grand jury investigation into the willful misconduct by government officials by manipulating the covid data. It’s all about driving fear. Plus, a look at how we got here with Obamacare and Oregon’s own version, The Oregon Health Care Transformation.

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Original Air Dates: Sept 18 & 19, 2021 | Sen. Dennis Linthicum & Patti Milne

This Week: Call for Grand Jury Investigation

Last week, Senator Dennis Linthicum surprised us when he casually mentioned he was heading to a press conference to discuss his call for a grand jury into covid-19 malfeasance.

Wait. What now…?

So of course we needed to have him come right back to talk about this. Dr. Henry Ealy and Leah Wilson have both called for a grand jury investigation into public officials’ willful misconduct by manipulating — fear mongering — the data, which has driven the panic-demic.

How We Got Here

200 million Americans are vaccinated but daily cases are 300% higher than last year when there were zero people vaccinatedIt’s been just over 11 years since the democrats forced Obamacare on the nation. Or “Deemed it passed” as Nancy said. Which led to the democrats seeing massive losses in 2010. And losing both the house and the senate.

A couple years later, Oregon went through its own “Healthcare Transformation”, which put Oregon’s own version of Obamacare into place, in case Obamacare was ever tossed out.

So we thought it would be a good idea to look back at how we got here. How did we move from a free-market system for health care to one that now seems to think it can order you to inject yourself with experimental vaccines?

We talk with former county commissioner, Patti Milne, who was in the thick og the battle as democrats pushed through Oregon’s grand scheme. Except here’s the thing: they had willing (duped) allies in their republican counterparts.

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India Defies W.H.O – Issues Ivermectin

  • Uttar Pradesh, India Announces State is Covid-19 Free Proving the Effectiveness of “Deworming Drug” Ivermectin (Gateway Pundit, Sept 15, 2021)
    • The 33 districts in Uttar Pradesh, India have now become free from COVID-19 government informed on Friday. The recovery rate has increased up to 98.7% proving the effectiveness of Ivermectin as part of the “Uttar Pradesh Covid Control Model.”
    • The active caseload in Uttar Pradesh is down to 269, while the percentage of active cases against the total confirmed cases is 0 per cent. The active caseload, which was at a high of 310,783 in April, has reduced by over 99 per cent.
    • And this state is one of the five lowest Covid cases of all states in India. And it’s despite having only a low vaccination rate of 5.8% fully vaccinated compared to the USA that has 54% fully vaccinated.
    • The [Indian] government notification reads, “Doctors are advising to take ivermectin 12 mg to contain the impact of pandemic. This medicine is quite effective in protecting from covid-19. Therefore, we appeal each and every citizen to have this tablet.”

Idaho Doctor Sees 20-Fold Increase of Cancers

  • Idaho: U.S. doctor reports a ’20 times increase’ of cancer in vaccinated patients: ‘Post-vaccine, what we are seeing is a drop in your killer T-cells, in your CD8 cells’ (WND, Sept 15, 2021)
    • Dr. Cole said that vaccines seem to be triggering serious autoimmune issues, and described the situation as a “reverse HIV.”
    • “Cole explained that two types of cells are required for adequate immune system function: ‘Helper T-cells,’ also called ‘CD4 cells,’ and ‘killer T-cells,’ often known as ‘CD8 cells,'” the report said. “According to Cole, in patients with HIV, there is a massive suppression of ‘helper T-cells’ which cause immune system functions to plummet, and leave the patient susceptible to a variety of illnesses. Similarly, Cole describes, ‘post-vaccine, what we are seeing is a drop in your killer T-cells, in your CD8 cells,'” Those, he explained, “keep all other viruses in check.”

UK Hospitals Bribed to put Patients on Pathway to Death (2012)

  • Hospitals bribed to put patients on pathway to death: Cash incentive for NHS trusts that meet targets on Liverpool Care Pathway (UK Daily Mail, Oct 25, 2012)

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Government Wove a Complex Web of Lies. Break it with Simple Solutions

Government Wove a Complex Web of Lies. Break it with Simple Solutions

Show Summary: Like a stone through a spider web, sometimes the solutions to dealing with government are both simple and straightforward. Expose them. Stop listening. And clean them out. This week, it’s solutions for the government’s web of deceit. Plus — new dangers for the vaccinated? Is ADE (aka pathogenic priming) the reason for the surge in covid cases?

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Original Air Dates: August 21 & 22, 2021 | Marc Thielman & Dr. Henry Ealy

This Week: Exposing the Government’s Web of Lies

This week, it’s about pushing back on the orders, and exposing the government’s complex web of lies around covid.

We welcome first-time guest, superintendent Marc Thielman. He is a governor’s candidate who would have done covid very differently. Especially since his K-12 school stayed open and had not one case traced back to it. Marc is currently pushing back after the governor tried to publicly shame him for not wanting to obey her mask orders. Even worse, he dared to possibly give parents a way out.

Don’t miss the Gathering of the Eagles – Taking Back Oregon. Sept 11, 10 am – 3:30 pm. Speakers, lunch, and fellow patriots!

Then it’s Dr Ealy. With new covid-19 “variants” and blame on the unvaccinated, what’s the truth? And a new danger for the vaccinated that we warned previously about, pathogenic priming (also called A.D.E.), could be beginning to reveal itself. Is this the reason for new cases? And what to do about it.

Political Solutions: Marc Thielman, Candidate for Governor

Thielman talks to us about the upcoming governor’s race and why he threw his hat in to take on the challenges Oregon is facing. He’ll discuss where he sees the fallacies in the governor’s approach to covid, the impacts on schools and staff, and what he’d have done differently.

He addresses how Alsea was the only school that stayed opened in the state and had zero covid cases traced to the school. And he’ll discuss the recent public attack the governor and state officials had on Mr. Thielman’s daring to question mask mandates that, in her opinion, countered state mandates.

Because, remember, in today’s “science” you’re not allowed to question the science. Or disobey.

Don’t miss this: A German newspaper apologized for its role in covid-19 fearmongering. We need to see more of this!

Covid Solutions: Dr. Henry Ealy

We welcome back Dr. Ealy who has worked tirelessly in tracking the ever-manipulated CDC data and interpret its engineered impact. He brings us up to date on what they are now counting in the weekly numbers regarding covid cases and Oregon’s and other states’ “surge” of cases. We also talk about what the news is censoring: ADE and the potential impacts for people who’ve been vaccinated — and what people, vaccinated or not, can do to protect themselves.

A New Danger — for the Vaccinated? ADE

We have previously done shows on “pathogenic priming” with Dr. James Lyons-Weiler, aka “Dr. Jack.” Essentially, this is a well-known problem with corona and respiratory vaccines where the vaccinated can

Essentially, the vaccines work – until they’re exposed to the virus “in the wild.” They saw it when they tried to develop a vax for Sars-Cov-1. The animals died in the testing phase when exposed to the natural virus, which is why it was never brought to market.

As mentioned: a 5-min video from America’s Frontline Doctors describing this ADE effect months ago

Appallingly, ADE or pathogenic priming is a well-known effect of the corona vaccines. Here’s a study about the lack of informed consent regarding ADE for the vaccines. It found people were not being told that taking the “COVID-19 vaccines could worsen [the] disease upon exposure to challenge or circulating virus.” Did any of you who got the vaccines get warned prior to taking the vaccine about ADE? That it could make things worse?

But there are solutions. For the vaccinated and the unvaccinated. We talk about these in our final segment with Dr. Ealy. We don’t want to alarm people. We want to alert people. And bring you solutions.

They Lied. People Died. Time for a Covid Grand Jury

Dr. Ealy also has news on his attempts of pulling together a grand jury that will hopefully prosecute the CDC for misleading the public through faulty and manipulated numbers. Tune in to find out how far along they are. Hint: There’s been a major development.

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Marc Thielman Segments

  • Marc Thielman for Oregon governor website: MarcForOregon.com
  • Oregon’s Virtual Charter Schools Are the Definition of Social Distancing. The State Shut Them Down Anyway. (Willamette Week, Mar 2020)*“Students who already learned from home are now deprived of their education because brick-and-mortar schools are closed.”
  • 13,000 children are being denied an education over a funding fight (Acton Institute Powerblog, Apr 6, 2020)*“Earlier this month, Gov. Kate Brown ordered all Oregon’s public schools closed until the end of March. She then extended that deadline to April 28. This would be unexceptional if not for the fact that she also closed online public charter schools, where students meet virtually. This arrangement presents zero threat of spreading COVID-19.”
  • Oregon Gov Kate Brown scraps need for high school students to prove proficiency in math, reading and writing to get diploma in bid to bolster minority students who ‘don’t test well’ (UK Daily Mail, Aug , 2021)
  • Superintendent Marc Thielman: Why I’m Running to be the next Oregon Governor | Marcfor Oregon (YouTube, Jul 27, 2021)
  • Covid Update 08/11/2021 – Letters from Mr. Thielman (Alsea School District Update, Aug 13, 2021)

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New Vaccine Warnings: Pathogenic Priming — And Self-Spreading?

New Vaccine Warnings: Pathogenic Priming — And Self-Spreading?

Show Summary: Two more things to worry about the vaccines is hitting the news: pathogenic priming and could these vaccines be self-spreading? We welcome Dr. Henry Ealy to talk about self-spreading vaccines and Dr. James Lyons-Weiler to discuss pathogenic priming. And the persistent worry about infertility and depopulation isn’t going away. But the real virus continues to be the government.

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Original Air Dates: July 17th & 18th, 2021 | Dr. Henry Ealy & Dr. James Lyons-Weiler 

For anyone who thinks we’re spending too much time on covid and the vaccines, we are doing so because it is far and away the most important issue of our day. Not the pandemic, not the vaccines, but the govt response and its seizure of power and using them as the excuse to take away your freedom.

To fight back, you need to know the fraud that is happening. You need the knowledge so you can spread it to your friends and family and they to theirs. Knowledge is what needs to be the true self-replicating vaccine until our freedoms are fully restored and the true virus — authoritarianism in all its forms — is truly destroyed.

Big government is the virus. Freedom is the cure.

And, right on cue, Resident Biden said, “The unvaccinated are killing people.” What do you think that opens the door to?

Dr. Henry Ealy: Can We Take De-Population Off the Table?

The news this last week continues to be bleak for the vaccines. Last month, 63% of hospitalizations in the U.K. for covid-19 cases were people who were vaccinated. That’s nearly 2 vaccinated for every 1 non-vaccinated. So much for preventative.

Theories that the vaccines will lead to depopulation persist and, if anything, are growing and have more evidence depopulation may be a side effect of the covid vaccines — whether it was intended or merely a “side benefit” for those who want to depopulate the Earth. But can we take this “conspiracy theory” about depopulation off the table?

In a word, no. And shouldn’t that be alarming to everyone?

Dr. Ealy: Self-Spreading Vaccines?

But as if depopulation and mass infertility wasn’t a bad enough side effect, now there’s a new one. Are the covid vaccines self-spreading vaccines?

Before you think that can’t be possible, that is one of the possible design features of mRNA vaccines. They can be coded to be self-replicating and self-spreading (essentially, they act like a virus and spread from person to person to fight a virus). Or they can be coded to switch off.

Also, it’s known that people who are non-vaccinated do pick up vaccine particles. Something appears to be “shedding” from the vaccinated to the unvaccinated.

Be sure to watch one of the more worrisome covid vaccines documentaries out there. It’s time to wake up and spread some knowledge

Regarding the possibility of self-spreading vaccines, Dr. Stephanie Seneff, PhD Biophysicist, said “There’s no reason that if a person producing these exosomes in your spleen and shipping them out there’s no reason why you can’t ship them out to your lungs. In fact they’ve shown experimentally that those exosomes do get released. Exosomes do get released from the lungs.”

So what does Dr. Ealy think?

Covid Vaccines: Good News?

But there may be some good news about the covid vaccines. Yes, you heard that right. The good news is, there may be some ways to rid your body of these toxic biologics. Tune in to find out.

Dr. James Lyons-Weiler: Pathogenic Priming

Next up we’ll talk with an expert who has been trying to warn the public, the media, government officials, and Big Pharma about a known issue with coronavirus / covid vaccines. Pathogenic priming.

We discuss the basics about pathogenic priming. And why and how people are more susceptible following some vaccines/biologics. Is this new? No. Pathogenic priming was first discovered in the 1950s while researching potential vaccines for childhood diseases.

Essentially, pathogenic priming happens with some vaccines. Instead of preventing the disease it’s designed to fight, it opens the door to more and worse infections. It happened with the MERS-CoV vaccine attempts. And it’s happening now with the covid-19 vaccines.

Pathogenic Priming: Did Big Pharma Know?

Perhaps a better quest to, “Did Big Pharma know about pathogenic priming?” is, “How could they not know?”

Seriously. It’s not like research exists in a vacuum. But when you rush things to market and you have zero liability, why worry? Especially if you stand to make billions regardless of whether people get sick. In fact,  you could say there’s a perverse incentive to not only make people sick but keep them sick.

Be sure to catch Dr. Lyons-Weiler and what he’s been fighting to expose for the last year and a half.

Oh. And lest you think Congress didn’t know, doctors testified to Congress about pathogenic priming. Except they used the term “immune enhancement” or ““enhanced immune response”, which are misnomers. In other words, an inaccurate mislabeling. “Immune enhancement” sounds like it’s a benefit. Previously, this effect was also known as disease enhancement. But a better, more accurate label is pathogenic priming.

Knowledge is Power

Finally, we wrap things up with Dr. Weiler with his efforts to spread genuine, untainted knowledge. Not partisan-based knowledge. Not conflict-of-interest research. You know. Like what you see on the mainstream media on a daily basis to promote fear on the uninformed.

Be sure to check the resources below if you’d like to know more. And we hope you do.

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Links Mentioned

Dr. Henry Ealy

Dr James Lyons-Weiler

  • Dr. Weiler’s personal site with his podcasts can be found at jameslyonsweiler.com
  • The Institute for Pure and Applied Knowledge (IPAK): ipaknowledge.orga not-for-profit organization that exists to perform scientific research in the public’s interest
  • IPAK EDU (ipak-edu.org) – Empower yourself with knowledge
  • Dr. Lyons-Weiler’s peer-reviewed journal is Science, Public Health Policy, and the Law *See especially the Clinical and Translational Research Section
  • Dr. Jack is also a contributor at Children’s Health Defense
  • A MUST READ: Pfizer COVID Vaccine Trial Shows Alarming Evidence of Pathogenic Priming in Older Adults (Children’s Health Defense News & Network, Dec 10, 2020)
    • “…when the scientists exposed the vaccinated animals to the wild virus, the results were horrifying. Vaccinated animals suffered hyper-immune responses including inflammation throughout their bodies, especially in their lungs”
    • this “‘paradoxical immune enhancement phenomenon’ means vaccinated people may still develop the disease, get sicker and die.”
    • Researchers had seen this same “enhanced immune response” during human testing of the failed RSV vaccine tests in the 1950s. The vaccines not only failed to prevent infection; 80% of the children infected required hospitalization, and two children challenged with the RSV died
    • Disease enhancement now appears to be caused by initial exposure to a pathogen’s proteins, or parts of proteins, which primes the body to autoimmunity. That is “pathogenic priming.” In COVID-19, every protein in the SARS-CoV-2 has at least one epitope that matches human proteins someplace in the human body. Of those about one-third of them match human immune system proteins

Short List of Research for this Show

 

 

 

Conspiracy Theories that Aren’t: Covid Origins, Vaccines, and HCQ

Conspiracy Theories that Aren’t: Covid Origins, Vaccines, and HCQ

Show Summary: As more information comes out, the more the “official” covid sources are being proved wrong. On a daily basis. But it’s more than just politics. There are real dangers to the vaccines that they’ve been pushing. Why are they shoving this experimental vaccine at people? It turns out some conspiracies about covid have been correct all along.

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Original Air Dates: June 12th & 13th, 2021 | Guests: Dr. Peter McCullough & Chuck Wiese

This Week’s Show

If you’re like us, you’re running out of conspiracy theories. What we’ve been saying about the virus is proving true. That covid-19 was not a natural virus, that it really was created in the Wuhan lab, and that it may… may have been released intentionally. That remains to be seen. But, because doing so would have been such a horrific crime, we may never know. 

And, if you’re like us, you’ve been shadowbanned, blocked, even banned altogether on social media for daring to talk the truth about the vaccines, covid-19, or, Heaven forbid, hydroxychloroquine. Lord knows we can’t talk about anything other than the vaccine and how safe it is.

Which, it isn’t. Yes, we said it. The covid vaccines aren’t safe.

…when it comes to covid, politics is far, far more important than health

Dr. Peter McCullough: Time for some Truth about Covid

Dr Simone Gold: It's not "research" if they're censoring opposing information. It's not "science" if you're not allowed to question it.
A dose of truth about the covid vaccines from Dr. Simone Gold of America’s Frontline Doctors

This week, we talk with Dr. Peter McCullough. If you don’t know him by now, you should. But it’s not surprising if you don’t. Because the media and the official covid sources don’t like what he has to say. This, despite the fact he is one of the nation’s top covid-19 experts.

And, worse, he tells the truth without the political spin. And when it comes to covid, politics is far, far more important than health. For example, why is it forbidden to talk about the origins of covid-19? Early on, respected researchers tried to alert the world what they were seeing. That covid had genetic markers, such as from HIV, to make it more powerful and more contagious. Did the world listen to these researchers? No. They were told to shut up. One French researcher, when he refused to shut up, was jailed.

Why?

And what about that “conspiracy theory” that the virus was engineered? What does one of the nation’s top covid experts think about that? Is there evidence that points to a man-made origin?

Covid Vaccines: They’re Dangerous

Dr. Peter McCullough talks to us about the vaccines and some of the emerging (bad) data about them. The VAERS (Vaccine Adverse Effects Reporting Sytem) has been swamped with adverse effects—including deaths. In other words, there are problems resulting from the vaccines—including deaths—that are being reported to official sources, and yet no one seems to care.

In any other situation, a vaccine with 25–deaths would be pulled off the market. Currently, there have been over 5,300 deaths. And many researchers say the VAERS system usually only reports 1/10th of the actual numbers. Yes. There could be over 53,000 deaths from the covid vaccines.

As of May 28, there have 294,801 adverse effects from the covid vaccines reported to VAERS

Covid Vaccines: Why the Extreme Marketing Push?

With all the problems, you’d think more official sources would be looking into things. Except they aren’t. They’ve stuffed their fingers in their ears and hum a little tune while people are dying.

But ask yourself this. Why are the covid vaccines being pushed? Frantically. On TV, online, on social media. The government spent billions of dollars on ad campaigns. And all this for a disease that has an average survivability rate of about 99.9%. So why push the vaccines so desperately? We ask Dr. McCullough that.

The Vaccines’ Side Effects

We talk with Dr. Peter McCullough about some of the reported adverse reactions. Blood clots are among the biggest concerns because they can lead to all sorts of problems and have been reported for quite some time.

But there are some other reports going around. Like the vaccine nano-particles and spike proteins leaving the injection site. And accumulating in organs, such as the liver, kidneys, spleen, and even the ovaries.

Or what about rumors of depopulation? Could this be true? Tune in to find out.

What if you already took one of the Covid Vaccines?

If you haven’t taken the vaccine, should you? And who should definitely not be taking it? But what if you already did? Are you in danger? What should you be looking out for? And what can you be doing to protect yourself.

These are the important questions that need to be asked. But aren’t.

Those Covid Conspiracy Theories that Aren’t

Next up we welcome back one of I Spy Radio’s favorite guests Chuck Wiese. We love good thinkers here on I Spy Radio and Chuck is a great one. Plus, unlike a lot of pundits on the MSM, he’s an actual trained scientist. And he loves nothing better than to debunk (okay, destroy) bad data and bad science.

From early on, Chuck warned people that covid-19 looked lab created. Someone made it. And it was meant as a bioweapon. Tune in to hear the evidence that now truly supports his suppositions.

Hydroxychloroquine: The Evidence is In

New Study finds that the use of hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin improved survival of ventilated covid-19 patients by nearly 200%If you’ve heard Chuck Wiese in the recent past, you know he’s been all over hydroxychloroquine as a viable treatment for covid. That there was never any legitimate reason to ban it. And, it turns out, he was exactly right. Be sure to join us for this sweet, sweet victory lap.

Not just a major but the major anti-hydroxychloroquine studies was retracted. Why? Because the underlying data set could not be verified. Once again. Bad data.

It’s good to be right.

Did you know? Study shows hydroxychloroquine treatments increased coronavirus survival rate by 200%. See “Study shows” in links section below.

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Links Mentioned & Further Info

  • Dr. Peter McCullough blows Lid Off of Vaccine Dangers (Rumble.com, May 30, 2021)
    • “I think this whole pandemic, from the beginning, was about the vaccine.”
  • Authors Retract the Lancet’s Hydroxychloroquine Study. Why? Because the authors used an observational dataset that could not be properly audited. (Reason, Jun 4, 2021)
  • Plexiglass is Everywhere, with No Proof it Keeps Covid at Bay (Bloomberg News, June 8, 2021)
  • Study shows hydroxychloroquine treatments increased coronavirus survival rate by almost three times  (Washington Examiner, June 11, 2021)
  • Weight-Adjusted Hydroxychloroquine and Azithromycin Boosted Survival of Ventilated COVID-19 Patients by 200 Percent (Epoch Times, June 9, 2021)
  • W.H.O. Chief Scientist Served Legal Notice in India for Allegedly Suppressing Data on Drug to Treat COVID-19 (Epoch Times, June 9, 2021)
  • Emails Reveal How Influential Articles That Established COVID-19 Natural Origins Theory Were Formed (Epoch Times, June 8, 2021)
  • The chilling experiment which created the first vaccine (BBC Future, Sept 20, 2020)
  • Video: RFK Jr: “People in authority lie.” (Rumble)
  • ‘We Made a Big Mistake’ — COVID Vaccine Spike Protein Travels From Injection Site, Can Cause Organ Damage (The Defender, June 3, 2021)
    • Research obtained by a group of scientists shows the COVID vaccine spike protein can travel from the injection site and accumulate in organs and tissues including the spleen, bone marrow, the liver, adrenal glands and in “quite high concentrations” in the ovaries
    • “We thought the spike protein was a great target antigen, we never knew the spike protein itself was a toxin and was a pathogenic protein. So by vaccinating people we are inadvertently inoculating them with a toxin.”
  • Trump Vindicated (Again) by New Study on Hydroxychloroquine (PJ Media, June 10, 2021)
  • Crazy, 1-hour long article: “The origin of COVID: Did people or nature open Pandora’s box at Wuhan? – Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists” (The Bulletin, May 5, 2021)
  • Hospital Suspends 178 Workers (Epoch Times, June 9, 2021)

Additional Help, Resources, Further Reading

 

Time for Some Pushback! Winning Strategies to Stand for Health Freedom

Time for Some Pushback! Winning Strategies to Stand for Health Freedom

Show Summary: It’s been a year of being pushed around. Endless mandates. Lockdowns. And now communist-style vaccine passports? Here’s what you can do to push back. And win. We talk with Leah Wilson about Stand for Health Freedom’s winning strategies to pressure lawmakers into making the right votes on legislation that would take away our freedoms. Because we only truly have the freedoms we’re willing to fight for.

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Original Air Dates: May 22 & 23, 2021 | Leah Wilson

This Week: With all these covid mandates and lockdowns and executive orders that have fines and punishments attached and yet aren’t really laws but are being portrayed as though they are—combined with our loss of freedoms, it’s hard to know where and how to push back. It’s bewildering. Wouldn’t it be nice to have an easy toolkit to take the guesswork out of it? Make things easy. And yet still be highly effective?

Well, look no further. We have it for you.

Covid Pushback

In all of this covid pandemic, it’s been the loss of our freedoms that is the most heartbreaking. The country our Founding Fathers gave their lives for, and our ancestors fought to maintain, is being stolen out from under us. Where did America go? When dictator-like governors, like Oregon’s, makes rules with whatever pops into her head.

Take a Stand! Text “stand” to 313131 to tell your legislators you believe in health freedom!

What’s worse is that these rules and mandates are designed to make us weak. We gained our freedoms by a commitment to God and country. We spoke with our fellow man. And we discussed and debated what freedom really was. We came together as a society. All these rules and mandates have driven us apart. They have kept us apart.

They have made us weak by taking away our normal means of standing up for the very freedoms being taken away.

The Next Phase: Covid Vaccine Passports

Have those in power learned a lesson? Do they fear the people—as they should? No. Those that have suffered no genuine pushback (like Oregon’s and New York’s governors) are more emboldened than ever. Which is why they are pushing now covid vaccine passports.

Make no mistake. These are completely modeled after China’s social credit score system. Doubt us? China has said they want to run the vaccine passport system. Because this hardened communist country that thinks nothing of murdering, imprisoning, and enslaving their own citizens totally want to make sure the rest of the world is free. Right?

Haven’t taken the covid vaccine yet? Thinking about it? Before you do, watch this short video.

What You’ll Learn This Week

We welcome Leah Wilson to the show this week. Leah is the co-founder and executive director of Stand for Health Freedom. We get to know her organization, what they do, and how they got their start—due to drugs being pushed onto helpless kids trapped in the foster-care system.

On this week’s show, you’ll get some clarity on the health care laws and rules out there. And some things you as an every day citizen can do. Not to mention what you can do to defend your business. We also talk about what’s happening right now in Oregon. The Petri Dish of Leftist politics and ideology.

Pay attention to Oregon. What happens here doesn’t stay here. It spreads like a disease, infecting other states. Right now, Oregon is on the verge of vaccine passports. We NEED to stop this. And here’s how.

Vaccine Passports Pushback: Tools to Win

Activism can be tough. It’s even harder when you don’t know where to start. Or you feel alone and powerless. Which is exactly how those in power want you to feel.

Well, no more. Now, using Health for Freedom’s simple, and easy to use tools, you can take a stand for freedom in as little as five minutes. You simply fill in some details and they do all the work for you. And it works.

Why? Because it applies the biggest pressure known to politicians: daylight. Politicians love to work in secret and not have people know what they’re doing. Stand for Health Freedom’s tools bring public exposure and lets politicians know you are watching them. You know. And you’re against it.

Face it. Politicians say they love democracy. But when it gets right down to it, they hate when people actually get engaged.

And that’s how you win.

Do it Now. Don’t Wait.

And time is of the essence. Oregon’s HB3057 that opens the door to vaccine passports breezed through the House. The bill will allow the Nazi-named Oregon Health Authority to disclose your “individually identifiable information and health status related to covid 19.”

Yep. It’s the vaccine passport. And, as we say, it already passed the House. Now it’s on to the Senate.

Why did it pass? Because people were silent. And not many people knew about it. That’s why it’s critical you get engaged right now.

And remember: if it happens in Oregon, it’s coming to your state too.

There are two ways to do it:

  1. Go to Stand for Health Freedom’s Take Action page. Select your state and look for the action items. And then just follow the simple directions
  2. Text the word “stand” (without the quotes) to 313131. Fill out the information and they will walk you through the rest.

The Covid Grand Jury

Remember two weeks ago when we had Dr. Henry Ealy on? He talked about the need to impanel a covid grand jury to dig into what really happened in the covid pandemic. The gain of function. How covid-19 was released in the first place. The involvement of our health departments. Dr. Fauci’s role. The bad data that led to the lockdowns. And so much more.

Now, you can help make that happen. Just head to SFHF’s petition page. Or simply text “CDC” to 313131.

Remember: being silent is how you lose freedoms. Don’t be silent.

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Links & Info

  • Leah Wilson is the co-founder and executive director for Stand for Health Freedom, a 501c3 non-profit fighting for your rights to protect your health as you see fit
  • You can support Stand for Health Freedom’s efforts. They’re helping you fight. Help them help you.
  • Oregon’s covid vaccine passport bill is HB3057. It has already passed the House and needs to be stopped in the Senate
  • VIDEO: Leah Wilson Interviews Ilana Rachel Daniel | Stand for Health Freedom (BitChute, May 3, 2021)
    • If you think things are bad here in the U.S., especially here in Oregon, it’s way worse in Israel. Take a listen.
  • OSHA Imposes New Guidance For Employer-Required COVID-19 Vaccines: Contractors criticize mandate to classify adverse reactions as recordable safety incidents (ENR, May 3, 2021)
    • The question asks whether an employer should record adverse reactions to COVID-19 vaccination if the employer requires the vaccine. OSHA states that if a vaccine is required, then any adverse reaction is considered work-related and therefore it must be recorded.
  • Oregon Senator Brian Boquist: Vaccine Passports, Checking Government Power, and More (Oregon Catalyst, May 16, 2021)

Related

  • Top CDC Official Steps Down Weeks After Emails Surface Showing Collusion With Teachers Union (The Federalist, May 18, 2021)
  • The origin of COVID: Did people or nature open Pandora’s box at Wuhan? (The Bulletin, May 5, 2021)
  • Use of Fear to Control Behavior in Covid Crisis was ‘Totalitarian’, Admit Scientists: Members of Scientific Pandemic Influenza Group on Behavior express regret about ‘unethical’ methods (The UK Telegraph, May 14, 2021)
  • Tucker Carlson: Why isn’t Fauci being investigated for his role in covid? (FoxNews, May 11. 2021)
  • Constitutional powers and issues during a quarantine situation (March 13, 2021)
  • The 5 Most Popular Safety Laws (That Don’t Work) (via Cracked.com)